- Brother: I wonder what Satan looks like..
- Me: Well, first off his name is Lucifer and he's a fallen angel. According to the bible he was suppose to be super gorgeous.
- Brother: Really?
- Me: Yeah. I guess you could say he was....
- Brother: ???
- Me: ... fine as hell.
This one time I tripped
This one time I split my forehead open
This one time a dark wizard tried to kill me when I was a infant but couldn’t
This one time i was running form some thig and then some one stabbed me in the back
nO NOT THE LAST ONE