I'm at camp. be back friday.
  • Brother: I wonder what Satan looks like..
  • Me: Well, first off his name is Lucifer and he's a fallen angel. According to the bible he was suppose to be super gorgeous.
  • Brother: Really?
  • Me: Yeah. I guess you could say he was....
  • Brother:
  • Me:
  • Brother: ???
  • Me: ... fine as hell.

Reblog if you have a scar with a story behind it.

amy-the-boxed-cat:

city-of-superwholockian-candy:

thefirstmissamerica:

italy-curl:

jessieboooooo:

This one time I tripped

This one time I split my forehead open

This one time a dark wizard tried to kill me when I was a infant but couldn’t

This one time i was running form some thig and then some one stabbed me in the back

nO NOT THE LAST ONE

(Source: birdsorthebeez)


consultingskeletontribute:

pandaterian:

kobochajunkbox:

animeds7:

yes… yes, of course. thank you, google.

Ah, yes, my mistake. Thank you.



 #Google is Moriarty. #When he’s bored he pretends to be the internet.
I want my secrets back.
I want my heart back.
I want all the words I
ever wasted on you
back.

You don’t deserve them.
- 110/365 by (DS)

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

(Source: weheartit.com)

(Source: transparalyze)

dearloki:

winchestly:

notthehellyourwhales:

I am 28% sarcasm and 72% self loathing.

are you dean winchester

image


fireflybug:

sixpenceee:

If only everything really complicated was explained this way. 

THE AUTHOR & MORE OF HIS BOOKS

what if you tried teaching this to an actual baby though

(Source: zepsternerd)

lotrlockedwhovian:

kishikaiisei:

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

And/or flop somewhere comfortable and tumble and not talk much except to show each other some stupid thing you found online


thecuriouscrusader:

ceywoozle:

cloisteredself:

I feel like this one will be applicable every few days from now until s4

it’s an ongoing story.

Hahahahahaha

thecuriouscrusader:

ceywoozle:

cloisteredself:

I feel like this one will be applicable every few days from now until s4

it’s an ongoing story.

Hahahahahaha

(Source: lifeafterthemasquerade)

memewhore:

The Queen’s Guards rendition of the Game of Thrones theme


the-risen-demon-bowraven:

fuckityfardisgetinthetardis:

anglosexual:

hotdogcephalopod:

viciieuse:

Human cross-sectional slices, International Museum of Surgical Science, Chicago.

Whoa.

but who took that one missing slice of arm, though

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to be honest with you i thought it was actually different sized steaks set up in some weird order or something

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